Oceans Of Coffee

Hello to all.

I took a break from the day to day blah, blah, blah of my existence and felt that I would share my observations.

The kids were spending the night with my ex (forever more to be called "the twit")so I decided to go dancing. petgirl decided to join in the festivities so we went in search of good music and a dance floor.

All I have to say at this point is BOOBS!!!!!

I was amazed at the state of undress that women go in nowadays. Everywhere you looked boobs were pooping out. Perhaps due to this fact there were also a number of men you decided to act like boobs. The concept of I'm only drinking water and I just want to dance, so stop grabbing at me seems alien to them.

Although the couple who were trying to have sex on the dance floor (side note - her sequined bikini top was fantastic) and the mother/daughter duo who were bumping and grinding at a speed with led to a comment about guinea pigs having sex made it an amusing experience.

I will  likely go again, but will make sure I have stocked up on my sleaze repellent spray first.

Enough for now, my head hurts. Not enough sleep.